Ten Commandments for Cath

• Thou art thy own Future; empower thyself with knowledge – study with ardent fervor
• Thy work shalt not survive more than one week; make finishing it thy priority
• Sleep and rise well; stay not up late, lest thou risk thy good health
• Saturated fat is obnoxious, junk food and soft drink is obscene; embrace fruits and veggies as thy savior
• Mens Sana in corpore sano (In a healthy body resides a healthy mind) Dedicate several minutes of thy day for sport
• A baking a day kicks the unskillful hands away, so practice baking more.
• Fill thy days with love and joy... No more crybaby
• Time is precious; dost not be online every so often, for thou only end up wasting thy time
• No, seriously, sign out of YM and MSN, now! Shut the damn laptop and read more!
• Thou shalt not hit that “Publish” button; write meaningful essays only

Corollary:
And thus the existence of this post as a model, a conclusion is hereby drawn: The Commandments hath been broken… again.
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